Last time, I discussed the travails my college roommate Tabby and I went through to find accessible housing. Naturally, because of her disability, we ran into some trouble. I think we left off with the apartment manager who called Tabby’s powerchair “a cart” last time, so without further adieu, here’s Inaccessible Housing 2: Electric Boogaloo.
The ironic thing is, I don’t think cart-lady meant to be malicious. In fact, most people don’t, which is a fact Tabby has pointed out many a time. It may very well be that the movie “My Left Foot” is her only point of reference for cerebral palsy. In that movie, Christy Brown’s brothers did in fact pull him around in a cart. However, his disability was more severe was Tabby’s is, Tabby got around on her own (motor) power, Tabby is female, and this wasn’t a coal town in 1930’s Ireland. I don’t know what it is about cerebral palsy that makes people lump everyone together, with no varying degrees of severity. There are shades of cerebral palsy. (Not to be confused with Shades of Cerebral Palsy, the BDSM porno.)
The actual apartment complex we were turned away from was popular with students, and right in the middle of town, with a “Now Leasing” sign up front. I won’t use its real name, I’ll call it…Crappy Gardens. We went into the front office, met the manager, who was a blond middle aged woman, and laid out our list of needs: ground floor with two bedrooms. The manager made a face like we were her abrasive mother-in-law dropping in for an extended visit: annoyed mixed with panicked.
No, they didn’t have anything like that. No checking on the computer, or at least pretending to. At least have the decency to act like you care enough to try before telling us no anyway. We thought that since she was the manager, she would know her complex without having to check, so we moved on.
Crappy Gardens was at the front of a side street with about five other apartment complexes behind it, with names like the Hacienda, or Nicer Gardens. The entire street was covered with “Check Us Out” signs. We decided to try the next one, but couldn’t find the leasing office. We decided to head back to Crappy Gardens’ office to ask for directions. I remember we felt hesitant to go in, because we did not feel partticularly welcome there. Each time we visited, we weren’t there for longer than a minute.
We went back in, and got upgraded from mother-in-law to IRS audit. This time, I think panicking was winning out. What about the other apartment complexes, Tabby asked. It turned out the same office controlled all six complexes (complexes being a set of about three or four buildings each), and no, there were no available apartments in any of those either. Oddly, Tabby and I didn’t rise up in outrage and demand to call HUD right that moment to call her out on her outrageous lie. At the time, we started to feel like kids who have been marched back to the store to return candy they stole: in the wrong, and oddly ashamed. Not to mention that we put out and inconvenienced this nice grown-up. We went home.
A few days later, I called Crappy Gardens, pretended to be someone else, and got a different receptionist. I told her I needed a two-bedroom on the ground level and she said to come by for a tour of the available apartment any time during business hours.
Next time: Why Tabby didn’t turn them in to HUD.